This is it. This is the post that finally kills me…
this just happened on my dash…
it happend again
How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!
don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either
wait for it he has sources
hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place
You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass
I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you have? tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah
This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr
Man, cats are weird…
(a collection of my favourite cat gif’s)
I just woke up from this really weird scary dream. Well the dream was like if I was playing a game in first person. It was set in this all white very bright house. There were a lot of windows but only ever on the right side, the light from the setting sun on all the white furniture was kind of eerie. All white house I mean ALL white everything was white. And it was extremely quiet. All I could hear was my breathing and footsteps. So I eventually walk into this living room area and I see a magazine on this end table. Looking at it took me to a save point screen. After I saved, the screen went away and I saw a flash of a dark figure zoom across the window. I shrugged it off and looking ahead of me now there was a door open to a room. Sitting queitly on a rug was an all black cat with green eyes. As soon as I made eye contact it meowed rather loudly and walked towards me under the end table. I kneeled down looking under the table to try and pet it. I sat up suddenly. Something wasn’t right. I could feel a pressence. Something watching me. It felt like it had inched closer and I could hear a loud obnoxious slurping sound. Before I could look around I had died and a game over/try again screen flashed before me. I tried again and since I had saved before meeting the cat the whole scene played over. I didn’t look under the table for the cat this time, I stayed standing. I glanced behind me there was a room with a door cracked open. Nothing. I looked around. Nothing. But then I felt it watching me again. It’s presence. I looked back into the room from earlier and now there was a dark tall figure just standing there. Looming, watching. It had a black aura emanating from it that made all the white furniture around it turn black. I stood there staring at it, eyes wide with fear. Heart racing. “You weren’t there before!” I screamed in my head. Just then it made the slurping sound I had heard from earlier and that was my fucking que to run! There was a hint that flashed before the screen: Escape The Living Room. I panicked and ran as fast as I fucking could searching frantically for the way I had came in. Everything in the house began to rattle and shake violently. I could hear the loud obnoxious slurping. It was after me! I finally found the way out and frantically pushed at the door. It wouldn’t open. I could hear the ‘thing’ getting closer. Everything started shaking even more. “OPEN YOU PEICE OF SHIT! GOD PLEASE OPEN!” I screamed (In RL I could feel my body getting extremely hot all of a sudden it was weird) and finally the door opened after one last massive push. Everything was calm once again in this new room. I breathed in short quick nervous breaths as my heartbeat slowly calmed. I looked around and there was the black cat again perched on the arm of a sofa. “Meow.”
And that’s when I woke up. I believe that the dark figure was a witch or something. And that fucking cat alerted it. I’m glad I woke up though. I did not like that. Especially when the dream effects me in real life. I was so frantic and desperate to get out of that room in my dream, that my blood rushed so suddenly in real life. Twas a scary, uncomfortable experience. Perfect timing for Halloween eh? Lol xc
Attempting to Twiggy-fy myself.
I never uploaded these, but I always loved my makeup. It’s almost like Zim Zum’s ^^